I’ve just gotten off the phone with Ethan.  My brother is a trouble magnet.

He managed to injure himself playing rugby.  He dived to block a kick and ended up with a boot in the face.  He broke his nose, split the skin below his eye and split his lip.

He was taken to the nearest hospital covered in blood.  Apparently he managed to get blood in his eyes and as he stumbled into the hospital he was immediately put into a quarantine room.  Followed by doctors in full hazmat suits until they figured out what was wrong with him.

He was finally released several hours later with pain killers and 6 stitches under his eye.

If it wasn’t so serious it would be hilarious.

I just wish I hadn’t found out today, after two wonderful days with Richard.